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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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I worked many years ago in a kitchen with a scouser
who often shouted "Yer fakkin' caant" at anyone and everyone. Well. Mainly me.
& I would often respond in my best Australian private boys school En-ger-lish
"Oh, but I fucking can."
& would proceed to do said task.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:12, 1 reply)
You sure he wasn't a southener?
I'm spent a couple of years being stereotyped as the person who would pronounce it "fakkin caant" by, among others, a scouser.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:01, closed)
Definitely Lilliputian
And he was small to boot!

I met (& cooked dinner for) the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in that job. We were really disappointed - we expected prossies, alcohol and drugs.
They asked for steamed fish, vegies, rice and mineral water. And a couple of them had their missus's as part of their entourage.
When your heros let you down...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:37, closed)
Why would a liverpudlian pronounce "fucking cunt" as "fackin caant"?
You fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:06, closed)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:21, closed)
Dunno, you tell me.
I was born in Africa and mostly grew up in Australia (where I still live now).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:30, closed)
So this story about meeting a liverpudlian was completely made up.
You really are a thick cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:35, closed)
Double arf

(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:38, closed)
Could you get your nose any further up there?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 20:25, closed)
I'm sure there's a reason you are so angry.
Perhaps you should talk to someone about it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 21:01, closed)
I'm not sure why you would imagine that my pointing out that you're an idiot indicates that I'm angry.
Rather than ... you know ... that you're an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:49, closed)
You're sounding
so much calmer now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, closed)
Thanks.
You're still sounding like a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:37, closed)
You're welcome.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 11:20, closed)

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