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This is a question Messing with the Dark Side

We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*

What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?

* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes

(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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Hail Mary, take me soul.
My sister is infinitely superstitious, which is strange, as she's not usually a retard. For example, when on holiday once, she thought a ghost was in the bathroom because the shower head flicked up when she turned it on.

Seriously.

Y'know the old wives' tale that if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight on halloween and say "Hail mary, take my soul" three times, that.. well, that will happen? Yeah, well.. I did that once (as a way of showing her it's not real) to the beautiful sound of her franticly screaming "Noo! Don't do it! Nooo!". I told her, "Look, nothing's happened; it's not true. Besides, if anything happens, it'll probably be during the night, and you'll find me in the morning as an empty shell, devoid of any emotions or feelings!", and naturally, she didn't sleep for days.

She's 23.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:57, Reply)

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