Messing with the Dark Side
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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My only Ouiji board story.
One friend of mine in college had an old cow skull we called "Bertha." He also had a torso and head of a female mannequin with a cowboy hat and a plastic star badge we called "The Sheriff."
One weekend a group of girls from another college visited a friend and brought their Ouiji board. They had a list of all the spirits they had contacted, and info on the people they were in real life, etc. So I decided to mess with them and moved the shuttle thingy all over the board, claiming to be Bertha and the Sheriff. I even misspelled stuff Bertha was saying. She is a cow, afterall, and not too bright.
The girls took all this seriously, excited that with new people on the board they had made two new "friends." Or at least they didn't let on that they knew it was me moving the thing around.
You know, I just really don't believe that Parker Brothers can mass-produce, at great profit to them, a game that can communicate with the underworld. Sorry, folks, I just don't buy it.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 16:08, Reply)
One friend of mine in college had an old cow skull we called "Bertha." He also had a torso and head of a female mannequin with a cowboy hat and a plastic star badge we called "The Sheriff."
One weekend a group of girls from another college visited a friend and brought their Ouiji board. They had a list of all the spirits they had contacted, and info on the people they were in real life, etc. So I decided to mess with them and moved the shuttle thingy all over the board, claiming to be Bertha and the Sheriff. I even misspelled stuff Bertha was saying. She is a cow, afterall, and not too bright.
The girls took all this seriously, excited that with new people on the board they had made two new "friends." Or at least they didn't let on that they knew it was me moving the thing around.
You know, I just really don't believe that Parker Brothers can mass-produce, at great profit to them, a game that can communicate with the underworld. Sorry, folks, I just don't buy it.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 16:08, Reply)
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