Messing with the Dark Side
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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With apologies to Jimmy Carr
I'm not a spiritual person, the closest I get to an experience with the darkside is when I have what's known as a wank seance. This is when you masturbate and hear a "ooooh"ing noise and see all your dead relatives.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:24, Reply)
I'm not a spiritual person, the closest I get to an experience with the darkside is when I have what's known as a wank seance. This is when you masturbate and hear a "ooooh"ing noise and see all your dead relatives.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:24, Reply)
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