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This is a question Messing with the Dark Side

We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*

What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?

* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes

(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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As a paramedic I get to see dead people on a fairly regular basis - however, it’s very dull, usually quite smelly and spookiness is pretty much non-existent.

My partner decided to alleviate the boredom once whilst waiting for the police and coroner to take over at the scene of an elderly deceased Aboriginal lady. He picked up a pair of clap-sticks (carved wood used for making aboriginal musical rhythms) and proceeded to do a little dance around the deceased’s body whilst chanting "Oh-spirit-of-the-big-fat-dead-lady-can-you-hear-me."

It was just then that the spirit of the big fat dead lady decided to rather loudly exit her body via her anus.

Of course it could have just been post-death flatulence, but I like to think she was trying to reach my partner from the other side...
(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:43, Reply)

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