Messing with the Dark Side
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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At University...
Late one night, in one of our rooms in halls, we drunkenly decided it was a good idea to try playing with a Ouija board.
So, cue us in our disshevelled state finally managing to form a circle around this board, and all placed our hands on the cup in the centre. After about 10 minutes of giggle filled chants and hums, the glass "mysteriously moved by itself". We, being drunk, thought this was the best thing ever, and all watched, in this trance like state, as the cup spelt out random messages etc.
At this point, my friend Shaun decided it was prime time to leap head first into the centre of the group. So as we were all watching this beaker moving around, suddenly we were greeted by a huge 18 stone Scot jumping on us, shouting "GWRARGH! I'M THE GHOST OF WEE! GEE!"
Most of us found this immensely funny, except for one girl, Jules. Rather tipsy and quite drawn into the moment, she screamed louder than anything I have ever heard, leapt to her feet, and managed to set her hair on fire on a candle we had lit.
However, this was not the greatest of her worries: at this point, her hair was being batted out by her friends, with her furious screams of:
"No! No! I have to go! I've shit myself!"
Sure enough, Shaun had literally scared the shit out of her. Nice night that was.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 18:54, Reply)
Late one night, in one of our rooms in halls, we drunkenly decided it was a good idea to try playing with a Ouija board.
So, cue us in our disshevelled state finally managing to form a circle around this board, and all placed our hands on the cup in the centre. After about 10 minutes of giggle filled chants and hums, the glass "mysteriously moved by itself". We, being drunk, thought this was the best thing ever, and all watched, in this trance like state, as the cup spelt out random messages etc.
At this point, my friend Shaun decided it was prime time to leap head first into the centre of the group. So as we were all watching this beaker moving around, suddenly we were greeted by a huge 18 stone Scot jumping on us, shouting "GWRARGH! I'M THE GHOST OF WEE! GEE!"
Most of us found this immensely funny, except for one girl, Jules. Rather tipsy and quite drawn into the moment, she screamed louder than anything I have ever heard, leapt to her feet, and managed to set her hair on fire on a candle we had lit.
However, this was not the greatest of her worries: at this point, her hair was being batted out by her friends, with her furious screams of:
"No! No! I have to go! I've shit myself!"
Sure enough, Shaun had literally scared the shit out of her. Nice night that was.
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 18:54, Reply)
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