Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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my mum is going to hellthere was a neighbouring family in my street who my family had had fallings out with, they where claiming benefits whilst working etc and generally being dicks all the time, ill refer to the father of the family as "Mr.Dickhead"
my mum decided to use some black magic to get rid of them, and my sister decided to help, so they did the ritual (to kill Mr.Dickhead) etc (no chickens were killed) and then they put it out of their minds.
a few weeks later in the local paper, whom should pop up in the obituaries, but Mr.Dickhead, all who knew of mothers doings where in shock and awe, and more than slightly worried that is, until we look out of the window, and there he is, loading some things into the boot of his car. not only did my mum perform some "black magic" but apparently it worked, to an extent, just on the wrong Mr.Dickhead.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 19:06, Reply)
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