Fame!
First, a disclaimer. I wasn't there for this, but it has been relayed to me many times by people who were and I know it to be true.

When my beloved was a teenager, she, and her friends Amy and Ruth, decided to try a Ouija board to get in touch with the other side.

Not having the correct equipment they used the following -

Bits of ripped up paper on which they have written letters and the words 'Yes' and 'No'

The lid of a can of hairspray

AND

A Fame! double album (opened at the gatefold obviously)

And guess what - they managed to contact an actual ghost! Ruth asked most of the questions but she was in NO WAY faking it. An actual ghost was actually guiding their hands on the hairspray can lid, and making it move around the bits of ripped up paper on the Fame! double album.

At one point, Ruth asked 'Do you want me to help the hairspray can lid over the crease in the middle of the album?' And guess what - The Actual Ghost said Yes!

It transpired that the actual ghosts name was DAVID, and DAVID had come to visit them because... and remember Ruth was NOT faking this... DAVID was in love with Ruth. Why would a teenage girl make up a thing like that?

But there was a problem, DAVID had a girlfriend in the spirit world.

'What is your girlfriends name?' asked the three teenage girls.

The answer gradually spelt itself out on that Fame! double album

E
N
O
P

ENOP!

A name to be feared throughout this world and the next!

At this stage, my beloved and her friend Amy were laughing too hard to continue.

To this day - and now she is 29 years old - Ruth denies that she was faking it.

And she gets really mad if you remind her that ENOP is out to get her.
(Newton Crosby, Sat 22 Apr 2006, 20:44, Reply)