Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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Goo-Goo-Ga-JoobLike a bunch of teenie Derek Acorahs, a bunch of spotty kids set up a Ghost Club in our school. Much like the infamous Wanking Club, they set up shop in the school dark room, and set about their grim task with home made ouija board with the express task of making contact with the recently deceased John Lennon, to see if he had any decent tunes left in him.
Except they didn't. Ju-Vid had heard talk of their plans and hid hidden himself in a cupboard and waited...
When Lennon knocked twice for yes for the tenth time and a horribly distorted version of "I am the Walrus" played out of hidden tinny speakers the Ghost Club fled, screaming, for their lives.
I'll never mess with dead Beatles again.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 22 Apr 2006, 22:56,
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