Messing with the Dark Side
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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I had this friend...
...and he was a Jehovah's Witness, and therefore considered himself the ultimate authority on messing with anything religious. Ever.
I remember one particular lecture that explained how someone had hanged himself after reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards into a mirror and therefore summonging the devil, how playing with a ouija board can cause the devil to take control of your soul. But under no account should you *ever* say the word "God" backwards.
And it was only when I asked him for a three-letter word describing a four-legged animal whose vocabulary consisted only of the word "woof" that he realised I'd rumbled him...
( , Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:42, Reply)
...and he was a Jehovah's Witness, and therefore considered himself the ultimate authority on messing with anything religious. Ever.
I remember one particular lecture that explained how someone had hanged himself after reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards into a mirror and therefore summonging the devil, how playing with a ouija board can cause the devil to take control of your soul. But under no account should you *ever* say the word "God" backwards.
And it was only when I asked him for a three-letter word describing a four-legged animal whose vocabulary consisted only of the word "woof" that he realised I'd rumbled him...
( , Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:42, Reply)
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