Midlife CrisisI've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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Fed up with feeling boring and old?Buy yourself a jacket from Dave Dickinson's Universe of Leather, swap your people-carrier for a gunmetal-grey Accord and spend your lunchtimes savouring sneaky breaths of Marlboro Lights behind the bike-sheds, before blowing your pension fund on lager tops and stuffing your sweaty hand down the knickers of Alison from fourth form up against the wall of The Blue Orchid in Croydon.
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.Yeti., Thu 2 May 2013, 12:35,
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Oh shut up, Roachy.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:01,
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