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This is a question Midlife Crisis

I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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Just before getting the missus pregnant with a couple of kids
my best mate bought himself a motorbike

I got him a donor card to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:51, 7 replies)
He got your missus pregnant?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:56, closed)
Don't be absurd, emvee doesn't have a missus.
Or mates.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, closed)
Emvee and Mrs Emvee, yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:06, closed)
Well lolerz
& so original to boot.

That's not like you AB.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, closed)
It's not even my top ten favourite pictures of you either.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:35, closed)
Aw, that's kinda sweet
I found another of your wedding pictures online, it was thoughtful of you to hold the service on a beach:

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:26, closed)
The joke is that his missus got pregnant just after I took her to see N-Dubz
and the baby's either mine or Dappy's
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:28, closed)

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