Midlife CrisisI've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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I was chatting to Yoda the other day (STAR WARS, lol!), and he gave me some advice:He said that if telling a tall tale and you think you might be found out, you should immediately distract the audience by having sex with some bread.
He pointed to the loaf he used in such situations, and told me
"Mid-lie fuck-ryes, is."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:43,
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