Midlife CrisisI've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:55)
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I couldn't afford a midlife crisis, so I bought a die-cast replica model sports car and looked at filth all afternoon.The money I saved enabled me to take my wife for dinner at a posh restaurant.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:33,
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May is International Masturbation MonthAsk the wife to palm you off quietly, so that you can imagine you are alone.
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