Mini Cabs From HellWe've all taken a dodgy cab in our time. One guy asked me to give him a back-rub in exchange for letting me off the fare. I was like, "here's the cash mate." Another chappy claimed to be Paddy Patel - a child actor from UK TV series Tuckers Luck - he drove like a speed freak and regaled me with stories that "playing a black Irish boy. England wasn't ready for it." So go on - tell us your worst and we'll tell the world.
[edit: for those confused by the term mini-cab, London has two sorts of taxis: highly regulated, licensed and salt-of-the-earth black cabs that you see in films and a whole bunch of unlicensed, uninsured, random cars driven by nutters who aren't supposed to pick up from the street (you have to phone for them). They are universally rubbish]
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rob, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:44)
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chipsi knew a very funny lad in glasgow who used to have a knack for torturing the cabbies, who are, as in most cities, almost all cunts. while he was on his way home pished, he would start chatting with the driver and then get onto the ssubject of how he was going to make chips when he got home. in a deep fat frier. obviously inebriated the cabbies would say 'ohh, you dont wanna do that mate'. he would reply with 'oh, it'll be fine, ill just stick them on then have a wee nap'. to which the cabbies would start getting really worried, trying to talk him out of having chips (which he had no intention of having). rather nasty like, but almost all cabbies are twats so i found it admirable.
(, Fri 28 May 2004, 11:51, Reply)
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