
Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
( , Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job,
'cause you're too fucking thick.
( , Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:33, 1 reply)

You find a dead rat and you think
( , Sat 30 Aug 2014, 14:54, closed)
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