Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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As I read thisI thought that you were going to conclude with a sumptuous belittling of the chap for the general illiteracy of the menu.
Then I saw how you'd spelt the name of the establishment, and felt as smug as you could have.
I know, I am a bad person.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 9:07, 1 reply)
It doesn't deserve to be spelt correctly (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 11:40,
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Ah butHe felt it worthy of correction.
...and he asked a grownup how to spell 'pretentious' - though my intention was more to be pedantic rather than pretentious at that juncture. However, I fair enjoyed being a pretentious prick and may have found a new pastime. I thank you.
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