Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Central line to EppingIn Essex, elocution and pronunciation can be marred by the vernacular and accent. Anyway, as i was gassing with a pretty brunette i asked her if she was looking forward to the weekend. She replied that the weekend starts with anal. Assuming this forward unexpected statement was an invitation to a friendly flirty banter, I added well up the bum, no babies. She looked stunned and fell silent. we spent the rest of the journey together feeling uncomfortable, not knowing where we stood with each other, such an abrupt crash in our conversation made the silence echo in the sunny tube train.
she got off at hainault
(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 21:03, 2 replies)
on balance, it's a good thing for you that none of this actually happened.(, Sun 31 Aug 2014, 21:58, closed)
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