Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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Shameless pearostMy sister and nephew came to visit me when I was a student in the fair city of Stirling. I took them to the obligatory visit to Stirling Castle, and we walked from the town centre to the top of the hill upon which the castle looms. My nephew was only five at the time, and found this rather a trek. My sister and I kept encouraging him saying "We'll soon be there!" and "You'll see the castle soon!" and "It's an amazing castle, you'll love it!"
When we got to the top of the hill, you see the great courtyard and behind that the restored splendour of the castle itself, with its elaborate facade with gargoyles and sinister looking mythical creatures. My nephew burst into tears.
"Oh, oh, what's wrong?" I asked, all concerned.
Sobs, tears. "I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOUNCY CASTLE!"
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even third time around this has 649% more charm and humour than any story that'll be posted this week(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 10:41,
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^ This sums it up pretty well.Liked it the first time around, liked it this time as well.
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.Yeti., Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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My nephew is now 21 and this story still makes me laugh.(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:45, closed)
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