Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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bedroom talkDuring a hot pre-coital confession session with my beloved,I happened to mention what would really turn me on.
" I want you to be a dirty slut," I whispered.
" OK Babe, if that's what you want," was her excited reply.
That was nine years ago.
She hasn't done a stroke of housework since.
Filthy bitch.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 18:03, 4 replies)
What about the slut part?Hope I have not raised an uncomfortable subject for you, infidelity is damaging for all involved...
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Original definition of a slut was a woman who did not keep a clean or orderly house.See also: slattern.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:11,
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Thanks stuj. I was too busy with the housework to respond myself.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 17:38, closed)
*Pats bum*While you're on your feet love, make us a cuppa. Ta
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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