Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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It doesn't even compare to your stalking of me. Tracking me round the world with your super-sleuth IP tracers.
Full Fairholme right there. Ouch.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:14,
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fair enough ... your standard of "super sleuth" is clearly waaaay lower than minebut why did you claim to be taking a three week holiday when you weren't? you must admit that's pretty fucking odd
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:17,
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Odd?
No. I'm taking a three week holiday.
What's 'odd' is being tracked across the globe by a weirdo who's so intent on catching me out, that he spent days coding a tracing device to prove my location.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:36,
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I sent you a link ... it took about fifteen seconds.Are we changing the story now? Your three week holiday only just started ... is that it? Not the other week when you announced it and went radio silent? Roger roger.
Fair enough. At least the embarrassment will keep you quiet for a few more weeks.
Send us a picture of your 15hp boat if you like. That must be amazeballs.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:38,
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My imaginary trip, to my imaginary Florida home, on an imaginary plane with my imaginary family has obviously upset you greatly.
Now I'm going for an imaginary swim and an imaginary beer with my imaginary friends. One of whom has leant me an imaginary Escalade, which I'll drive to an imaginary restaurant and have an imaginary meal.
I'm here on an imaginary business trip, which I have indeed extended into an imaginary family holiday for an imaginary three weeks.
Imagine that.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:48,
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you've been busted, puddingenjoy your business trip
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 20:50,
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You may be on a trip,in Florida, been on a plane, with family, swam, drunk beer, gone to a restaurant, eaten, been driving an Escalator...
...but your friends are most definately imaginary
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 12:57,
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