Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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You're right. We should have gone to the Travelodge in Stoke.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:16,
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the more you keep announcing you're leaving then posting again, the more convinced everybody is that you're on holiday with your loving family and not on a lonely business triphonest
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:18,
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I've left. And amazingly I brought my phone with me.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:25,
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Says Mr 'leave them with the au-pair whilst we go and take massive drugs in a tent in a wet field in Stoke'.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:28,
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my kids exist ... a subtle but important difference(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 21:34,
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Would you guysJust fuck each other so we don't have to bear witness to your bizarre courtship?
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