Misheard and MisunderstoodRachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 21:35)
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sorryI was trying to edit it and ballsed up. I've corrected it now. Forgive me I am new!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 10:36, 2 replies)
I like your story,but I preferred the headfuck version.
Don't change it back, though, let the latecomers to this thread wonder what they missed.
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Ahh don't correct it!If anything make it more of a solipsistic nightmare for the Parts Man, which culminates with him rudely awoken by his own chanting of "Remember... Remember... Remember!"; sweaty, terrified, bound, gagged and naked in the farmer's grain silo, having been drug-raped senseless.
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^this^It was brilliant. The parts man thinks "this reminds me of this happening RIGHT NOW", it was like proper hardcore deja vu.
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