Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Just three teethbut the dentist injected the anasthetic into my tongue instead of my gum, so when he was poking my teeth, and asking "Can you feel this?" he didnt understand my fevered crys of "Dear God yes!". Then he pulled them out, accompanied by a very loud crack.
Didnt like him too much after that
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 20:03, Reply)
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