Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Run away! Run awayyy!When I was no older than ten, I had my adenoids and turbinates removed from my sinuses, or wherever the hell they're supposed to go.
Anyway, it was general anesthetic but they didn't use enough of it to begin with. I don't know if I woke up during the actual procedure or not, I couldn't remember, but as soon as they'd left the room I woke up.
It was a very small clinic, and my room was adjacent to the street, with an exit door set into one wall.
So, completely stoned me decides to get out of the place, and so I stumble out onto the street and start walking, ten years old and completely out of it.
They did find me eventually, though..
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 20:37, Reply)
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