Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I'm Heartless
Well,part of it,anyway. I was born well before being full-term and got to spend the first few months of my life in an incubator. Yipee. Not only was I a hideous,shrunken doll of an infant,but my early birth came with the added bonus of me missing part of the valve that connects one side of my heart to the other.
I had my first heart attack at the age of seventeen and can look forward to more as the surgery to fix me is apparently just as risky as letting me be. Glorious.
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 21:19, Reply)
Well,part of it,anyway. I was born well before being full-term and got to spend the first few months of my life in an incubator. Yipee. Not only was I a hideous,shrunken doll of an infant,but my early birth came with the added bonus of me missing part of the valve that connects one side of my heart to the other.
I had my first heart attack at the age of seventeen and can look forward to more as the surgery to fix me is apparently just as risky as letting me be. Glorious.
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 21:19, Reply)
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