Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Oh - and bits of teethI was assaulted by a psychopathic nutjob (who happened to be Windsor Davies' grandson, oddly enough) in the middle of a DT lesson, about ten years ago.
After asking him to "SHUT UP!!!" - having put up with a torrent of abuse from the mongferret for years, he very kindly decided to punch me - rather hard as I recall - in the mouth, knocking me flying, and then kicked my head in a few times, for good measure. I spat out several bits of teeth, then I dragged myself into the next room, told a teacher I'd been done over, and passed out.
The bastard got two weeks suspension.
WTF?!!?!?
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 21:45,
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