Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Repetitive leg joke.My great-uncle Ken had his leg removed later in life after a lifetime of smoking. My dad could never resist saying the same joke to him even after my gran/his mothers funeral.
Cue uncle Ken sitting in his wheelchair comforting my aunt when my dad strolls up and says for the hundreth time; "Alright, Ken? The leg still not grown back then?"
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:46, Reply)
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