Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Rounders anyone?I de-lurk for the good of humanity (and fluffy tiem).
When I was 9, way back in 1986 when most of England was nowt but fields and free of chavs, we were playing rounders (woo) and as a diligent little fielder with a good eye and strong arm I was always put miles away by the climbing frame.
Inevitably some twunt smacked a shot long past me and I ran for the ball. Having the grace and agility of Peter Bonetti I naturally went for the Dramatic Diving Catch of Greatness*, so as to impress a girl, only dive face first into the climbing frame (not woo).
*Patent applied for.
I lost my front tooth that day, though Baz found it later. I also lost three of the crowns that almost looked like my old tooth in many face related football incidents, but none surpass the original moment of ineptitude.
*insert length here... insert girth there*
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 1:25, Reply)
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