Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Things your mother never told youA friend of mine, upon losing her virginity lost about 2 pints of blood as well. She was expecting a little bit but when the towel she was using to stem to flow became sodden she thought that maybe this wasn't a textbook first shag after all. She also didn't need a textbook to know that her boyfriend's dick wasn't that big but it did rupture a great big vein that wouldn't clot and had to have it stitched. Who'd of thought?
So, when I have to tell my daughter about the facts of life this story will be a feature point. Best go and make that convent booking right now!
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 6:44, Reply)
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