Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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not the kind used for duelingteeth- schmeeth, I lost my.... BANJO STRING!! Ladies ask your old man if you don't know. I was with a lady who was somewhat larger than average, but hey I like 'em like that, and she mistook my cries of pain for ecstasy and kept going. it wasn't til I yell get off me you mad bitch that she realised something was wrong. sitting in casualty for 3 hours on a Saturday night bleeding from my knob, what fun. only thing more embarassing was all the nurses coming in for a look as I was being stiched through the ol' germans helmet, oh and being called "Deliverance Boy" by my so called mates for the next two months. As an added bonus everytime I got 'interested' in a lady it put the stiches in danger of spliting, which was nice.
appologies? I never got one.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 8:56, Reply)
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