Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Had my Appendix removed years agowhich isn't particularly interesting, the aftermath is mildly good though.
The Doctor who carried out the operation went off work directly after it with seriously nasty flu, which didn't really bother me until three weeks later when I had my stiches out and my, by now, very infected stomach burst open again to thrill my family and friends with vast quantities of the most evil smelling snot like pus ever.
It carried on like that for a good three weeks, in which, I spent most of my time as a social pariah due to the stench.
The resulting scar makes it look like the op was done by a cross eyed three year old but I had lots of fun making girls cry with the goo/smell of it all.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 12:12, Reply)
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