Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Foreskin Japery
7 years old and teasing the neighbours dog through the flimsy excuse for a wooden fence between our adjacent back gardens...
Cue large dog, broken fence, teeth gnashing, foreskin tearing, 7 year old crying, blood seeping, mum screaming, doctors laughing.
And that ladies and genitalmen is the story of how I ended up undergoing a circumcision.
No apologies for girth or length as I have neither.
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 12:27, Reply)
7 years old and teasing the neighbours dog through the flimsy excuse for a wooden fence between our adjacent back gardens...
Cue large dog, broken fence, teeth gnashing, foreskin tearing, 7 year old crying, blood seeping, mum screaming, doctors laughing.
And that ladies and genitalmen is the story of how I ended up undergoing a circumcision.
No apologies for girth or length as I have neither.
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 12:27, Reply)
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