Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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AppendixMy brother in law David couldn't face going into school one morning, so he pretended he was in agonising pain. The doctor came over and pushed various parts of his stomach and David chose a part at random to scream in pain at. Hours later he was in hospital, having had a completely normal appendix removed so as to avoid a maths test.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:07,
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