Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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TeethI tried to loose some teeth by getting in a really hot bath after a big meal then getting out again. Though I mashed my face on the sink in the bathroom when I fainted, I still kept my teeth.
I tried again by kneeling on a skateboard and going down a kerb and onto a small pile of gravel. Skateboard stopped, I didn't, landed on my face. Half of my front tooth came off (only half!?!? I was gutted).
When I was getting patched up, the sadist that had capped my tooth noticed that my teeth were a bit squint. He recommended me for a brace. 4 teeth removed and one brace fitted later I lost my marbles from 2 years of very little sleep (due to wearing evil Lisa Simpson style headgear like this to bed).
So I never did manage to loose my teeth, but who cares, I dream about them going rotten and falling out in little pieces every night. Nice.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:24, Reply)
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