Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Man's Best FriendThere was a guy who lived in my road, and he has, yes STILL HAS a black and white staffordshire bull terrier called 'Badger'. One day, he was messing with the dog, hitting it and winding it up a bit, so it jumped up, bit his fucking ear off, and ate it.
He kept the dog. And can no longer wear sunglasses.
Every time I see him in the pub I ask him if he wants a pint, but his reply is always the same.
"No thanks, mate...I've got one ear."
Get my coat? It's summer. I'm wearing a poncho.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 16:06, Reply)
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