Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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benny. bring me everyone.Worked in the booze trade for a few years, did a relief at a rogh Leeds pub. One of the regulars used to get pissed and challenge non-regulars to a hard man competition. Banging your scrotum as hard as possible with a pint glass. Saw this happen to more than a dozen people before a bar girl pointed out to me that he had a rubber testicle, a memento of a military accident. He also used to drink his own urine, unprompted, and then offer to drink other peoples as well...
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 16:56, Reply)
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