
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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at least I thought I'd only stubbed it... looked down to see I'd managed to tear my little toenail off.
And my appendix is not in fact removed despite the fact it went all funny. couldn't operate on it cos the whole gut got inflamed, and if they'd tried to remove it I'd now have a little plastic friend taped to my belly
And when I had one of my molars out, I put it on a silver chain around my neck.
( , Sat 3 Jun 2006, 15:25, Reply)
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