Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Chewy McChewersonabout 4 months back i was at a house party and feeling kinda bored...bored and stoopid. My mate informs me that he can get hold of some MDMA through a guy who normally sells us weed (I'm not a regular hard drug abuser, but ya know, when the time is right and all that..).
Me and my mate go in £10 each for half a G of the dirty brown powder, and do our halves in a bomb each.
an hour later i'm at the after-party at some other guys flat, sittin on the stairs buzzing my chops off with my mate, listening to some seriously dark drum n bass, when said mate happens to point out that my lips have ballooned to 3 times their normal size. Unknown to me, i've been gurning and frantically chewing the shit out of my tongue and lips for the last half hour. At first i was worried about the huge lippage, but when i went into the bathroom and examined my tongue in the mirror i found that i had chewed a huge chunk out of the bottom of it, which i can assure you was not pleasant over the next week or so.
I still have the dent to this day, but now it's lovely and scarred over.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 16:01, Reply)
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