Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Woo Woo WooI used to work in a warehouse. We had a kid join us straight from school - nice enough kid, but not the sharpest tool in the box.
We'd had a siren fitted to our phone so that we could hear it above the noise from the factory. And it was loud. Very loud.
Working on the computer one day, my boss comes over and says "Watch Darren - this is really funny". The phone rang, and Darren stood there, glaring at it, going more and more purple in the face.
"It's driving him nuts," says my boss.
Sure enough, the phone goes again. Darren slammed down the box he was holding, and stomped over to the siren.
And stuck his finger in it.
A siren consists of two metal discs with holes in, rotating at different speeds.
Unfortunately for Darren, the hospital wasn't able to re-attach the end of his finger.
(, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 16:51, Reply)
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