Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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An eye-waterererA friend managed to slip with his v-shaped lino cutter (as in arty printing, not floors) and shoot it right up his nostril as far as it would go, missing both sides on the way up. Amazing. Admittedly a big chunk of inside nose dropped out during the bleeding-like-a-stuck-pig fest but how's that for a perfect shot?
(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 4:30, Reply)
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