
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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When I was two, I coloured in my toe nail with a pencil. I went weird and I had to have it removed.
A couple of days later social services came round, and asked my mother if she'd like to explain what happened. She told her she got bored of looking at my toe so she stamped on it. The social worker went bright red and didn't come back; my toe nail did.
Edit: I meant "it went weird", of course. I did not go weird.
( , Tue 6 Jun 2006, 9:43, Reply)
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