Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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nearly Cut off my thumb with a bread knife
When i was about 18 I was cutting a slice of home made bread, (lovely), I wasn't paying much attention and proceeded to cut through my thumb and the attached nail.
When the knife sliced through the thumb and along the bone I passed out, to be found by my mother lying on the floor blood gushing out my thumb with the knife still in the loaf.
fuck it was sore. still, I have a nice scar which goes more than half way through my thumb.
( , Tue 6 Jun 2006, 11:04, Reply)
When i was about 18 I was cutting a slice of home made bread, (lovely), I wasn't paying much attention and proceeded to cut through my thumb and the attached nail.
When the knife sliced through the thumb and along the bone I passed out, to be found by my mother lying on the floor blood gushing out my thumb with the knife still in the loaf.
fuck it was sore. still, I have a nice scar which goes more than half way through my thumb.
( , Tue 6 Jun 2006, 11:04, Reply)
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