Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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i went out with a woman in bristolwho had lost her thumb in an industrial accident (not the funny bit).
she had two prosthetic thumbs made - one for work and a best one for going out, as you do.
so we went out for her mums birthday to some irish pub in bristol town centre (it was 1999, they were trendy then) and got very very drunk.
we were kicked out at 2 when it closed and got taxi's home.
wake up next morning and nic says "did you see what i did with my thumb?" to which i reply why would i know where your thumb was.
in the end the phone call to the bar went something along the lines of...(cos my gf was a c*nt and wouldn't do it)
me: hi, i was in last night and my girlfriend lost something really strange and i wondered if it had been handed in.
barmaid: what was it, i'll have a look in lost property.
me: her thumb
barmaid: ... i'm sorry?
me: a prosthetic thumb, it's the whole thumb.
barmaid: is this a windup?
me: no it's a £750 prosthetic limb - just a small one.
barmaid: sorry no, i think we'd have noticed that.
so there you are - we never found it so someone in bristol now has a spare thumb...
apologises for length about such a small thing
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 15:21,
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