Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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big baby's headIn agony I was had been for months, back and forth to the local horsepickle (thats hospital to those of you who don't speak Birmingham) and they had not a clue.
After many months and collapsing it was discovered I had an ovarian cyst the size of a babies head in me. All gone now thankfully for some reason the staff declined to let me take it home. I imagine it to be in a jar somewhere.
O yes in between the agony and the removal, the horsepickle removed my perfectly healthy appendix thinkin this was the problem, blatantly failing to notice the afforementioned baby head nestling in my reproductuve system.
Tsk tsk
I feel the length and girth is satisfactory.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 16:55, Reply)
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