Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My mate Mick cant resist fiddling with children– not in the Catholic preist sense of the word, he just likes to mess with their minds. When Mick was a nipper he wondered what would happen if he stuck his finger in one of the reels of a slowly spinning olde style cine projector. What did happen is that the fucker sped up and lopped his finger off at the knuckle.
Now Mick can’t resist going up to random little kids who annoy him, with his hideous knuckle – claw didget rammed up his nose screaming: ‘Look! I’m scratching my brain, kids!’
This always ALWAYS leads to a crying, traumatised child and a mate who looks far, far too pleased with himself.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 14:38,
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