Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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THE BONE!! OH GOD THE BONE!!!!!i had to have a small pointles bit of bone on my wrist removed as it prevented me from playing tennis, or something equally as crappy. i don't even play tennis!! also its the only bone I had broken more than twice:D
Not excactly removed either, but I did have the middle bone in nearly all my fingers moved out of place when i got them all caught in a church door (great massive wooden and cast iron thing). hurt like god knows what, but i can do the worm with my fingers now :D
also not me, but once in a game of rugby, me being the cumbersome prop that I am, rucked over someone at the bottom of a ruck. I just saw the scrum half throw up in disgust as i turned around to see what the problem was. my god i had taken a lump the size of my lower arm out of this boy's leg! you oculd see right down to the shin bone. game was called off. I was seen as a match winner, coz we got through to the next round of the cup like that.
also, frioend of mine in anoterrugby game snapped the tendon in his finger, and it is now much shorter than it should be after healing too well. it's a shame, now he just looks like a freak when he shows me the finger for taking the piss...
apologies for length, but you love it
(, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:08, Reply)
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