Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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ski feet!i am amazed at how i missed this, but I had the weird birth defect of having my feet grow in two directions, so basically it looked like i had very small ski's on my feet (can't remember the scientific name for this, but i doubt the doctors can either) at the age of 2 this was very good, I had twice as much balance as those show offs trying to walk. so after much deliberation, surgeon decides to lop off the back of my heel. have massive f***-off scar there now, looks like I had spurs on my feet.
insert length/girth joke here
(, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 22:47, Reply)
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