MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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Belgians don't get UK slangWe live in Belgium and that always leads to some funny ones. My Mrs was out with her work chums a few weeks back and was explaining that she fancied getting really really pissed. So she says, "I'm going to get absolutely off my tits tonight." Cue male colleagues of hers trying not to look at her tits and female colleagues all trying to look sympathetic and sying things like, "Nooo, you look lovely", "Try a different bra" and "They're bigger than mine..."
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Fri 7 Oct 2005, 7:50,
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