MisunderstoodMy other half rang a courier today to get a disc sent over to a client. The courier company asked what it was she was sending. "A computer disc", she said.
Half an hour later, 3 blokes in a van turned up. They looked a little disappointed to be handed a floppy disc: they were all prepared to shift a computer desk across London.
Have you been utterly misunderstood recently?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Oct 2005, 23:06)
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While watching TVI saw a trailer for Cosmetic Surgery Live with Vannesa Feltz. It turns out that what Vannessa actually said was "Tonight we'll be watching as Miss X undergoes lyposuction" however, I completely misunderstood as all I heard was " I'm an utter media whore that will do ANYTHING to get on TV. I'm willing to fuck a labrador while being pee'd on by lepers as long a ITV film me. I am a cunt!".
Wierd, huh!?
10 PRINT "appologies for length";
20 GOTO 10
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